Commuter Rant
Two hours! Two bloody hours! Two sodding bloody hours of train hell to get to a job that bores me, working for a twat that annoys me! WHY?!?!?
And why do I ALWAYS get the FATTEST person on the train sitting next to me? Or better yet, like this morning, the TWO fattest people sitting either side of.
"I'll tell you what," I snapped, "I'll stand, you two take the three person seat. Help yourself!"
And why do I ALWAYS get the FATTEST person on the train sitting next to me? Or better yet, like this morning, the TWO fattest people sitting either side of.
"I'll tell you what," I snapped, "I'll stand, you two take the three person seat. Help yourself!"
posted by Paul at
11:07 AM
4 Comments:
It usually takes me 1 & half hrs each way, but today the Ghetto Express from Hackney was delayed, then the Jubilee Line was delayed, then the Metropolitan Line train terminated due to a fault and dumped us all off at Wembley Park.
That's why, when on the FINAL leg of the trek, I snapped at the HUGE fat fella (plus rucksacks) that came and squidged himself onto the end of my seat
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Paul, at Thursday, November 02, 2006
Oh my god I wish I had seen that. I love it when people lose it (not to diminish your pain; I detest public transit as well). But thank you for the laugh, nonetheless.
By
Mike, at Thursday, November 02, 2006
I had to stand on the bus the other day as a very fat man took up two seats !!! But on the plus side I was able to read a text over the shoulder of another passenger telling her best mate about the affair she was having with her boss !!!
By
Alan, at Wednesday, November 08, 2006
what a cow! oh how i love having my own car...
By
AngelConradie, at Monday, November 20, 2006
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