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TGI Paul

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Commuter Rant

Two hours! Two bloody hours! Two sodding bloody hours of train hell to get to a job that bores me, working for a twat that annoys me! WHY?!?!?

And why do I ALWAYS get the FATTEST person on the train sitting next to me? Or better yet, like this morning, the TWO fattest people sitting either side of.

"I'll tell you what," I snapped, "I'll stand, you two take the three person seat. Help yourself!"

7 Comments:

  • Bitch!!!!! :-)

    Surely you don't travel 2 hours each way?

    By Blogger Reluctant Nomad, at Thursday, November 02, 2006  

  • It usually takes me 1 & half hrs each way, but today the Ghetto Express from Hackney was delayed, then the Jubilee Line was delayed, then the Metropolitan Line train terminated due to a fault and dumped us all off at Wembley Park.

    That's why, when on the FINAL leg of the trek, I snapped at the HUGE fat fella (plus rucksacks) that came and squidged himself onto the end of my seat

    By Blogger Paul, at Thursday, November 02, 2006  

  • Oh my god I wish I had seen that. I love it when people lose it (not to diminish your pain; I detest public transit as well). But thank you for the laugh, nonetheless.

    By Blogger Mike, at Thursday, November 02, 2006  

  • pet hate ... people on tube who DON'T take off rucksacks!!! lucky I have very sharp elbows

    By Blogger paul, at Thursday, November 02, 2006  

  • ...not to mention an extremely cutting tongue honey.

    By Blogger JP, at Monday, November 06, 2006  

  • I had to stand on the bus the other day as a very fat man took up two seats !!! But on the plus side I was able to read a text over the shoulder of another passenger telling her best mate about the affair she was having with her boss !!!

    By Blogger Alan, at Wednesday, November 08, 2006  

  • what a cow! oh how i love having my own car...

    By Blogger angel, at Monday, November 20, 2006  

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