One last rant...

Now, I swore I wasn't going to blog about HER anymore, because, frankly its getting boring, and so is she!

I've resisted alot over the last few weeks with the multitude of possible one-liners that are presented by her appearances on 'Dancing with the Stars'.

I said NOTHING when it emerged that she was asking for £10,000 A DAY "just to get by" from Sir Paul.

But then I saw these two articles and I couldn't resist any further! Check out these soundbites from the gutter gobbed, self delusional, gold digging bitch that is LAD MUCCA.....

'Mills is seeking for a substantial portion of the former BEATLE's multi-million pound fortune and sole custody of their daughter BEATRICE. Speaking to Britain's Sky News about the divorce settlement, Mills says, "It's like getting blood from a stone. It could take a year, I've got no idea. "It's not down to me, it's all down to me hubby." '

'But she's thrilled public opinion is beginning to turn in her favour - because it means cash for her landmine and anti-animal cruelty charities. She says, "What people didn't realise is the huge responsibility I have in running these charities and getting donations in to stop people being blown up or animals being skinned alive. "When the donations went down because of the bad media, I rang a few editors and said, 'Y'know if you wanna pick on me that's one thing, but you're actually harming lives, don't you feel conscientious about that?' and they said, 'It sells papers, who cares?' and that devastated me. "The charity donations have gone right up and it's a new beginning." '

In truth Heather, that 'blood from a stone' you speak of is his daughter too, lets not forget that, and there has been no proof of him ill-treating her or you! In fact your claims that he cruelly removed your crutches from the side of the bed so that you couldn't use the bathroom at night now look even more laughable after your jive routine last saturday night eh?

"How shall I go down the stairs today Blanche? Shall I hop? Shall I skip? Or shall I can-can?"

Secondly, the Landmills Charity that you "RUN" (what?!), has reported NO rises in their donations at all since you started your shameless trip of self promotion in the USA, as reported in yesterdays Evening Standard.

EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS RUBBISH! STOP TALKING! JUST STOP IT! STOP!

SHHhhh!

Enough!

Phew...

Wow...

That feels better